Dean’s Glasses - Blue Valentine (2010)

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"Tell me how I should be. Just tell me. I’ll do it."

Joe’s Pocket Watch - Looper (2012)

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"Time travel has not yet been invented. But thirty years from now, it will have been."

John Bennett’s teddy bear aka Ted - TED (2012)

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"When you hear the sound of thunder, / Don’t you get too scared. / Just grab your thunder buddy / And say these magic words: / "Fuck you, thunder! / You can suck my dick! / You can’t get me thunder / ‘Cause you’re just God’s farts!"

Barney Ross’ Pen - The Expendables 2 (2012)

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"We keep it lite until we have to get dark. Then we go pitch black."

Lado’s Skull Mask - Savages (2012)

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"You let people think you’re weak, sooner or later you’re going to have to kill them."

Mouth’s Prince T-Shirt - The Goonies (1985)

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"Senior Jerk Alert!"

Hal Jordan’s Green Lantern Ring - Green Lantern (2011)

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"In brightest day, in blackest night / no evil shall escape my sight / Let those who worship evil’s might / beware my power, Green Lantern’s light. "

Shaun’s Cricket Bat - Shaun of the Dead (2004)

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"If you get cornered…bash ‘em in the head, that seems to work. Ow."

Nacho’s Wrestling Mask - Nacho Libre (2006)

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"Don’t you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?"

Radio Raheem’s Tee-Shirt - Do the Right Thing (1989)

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"Let me tell you the story of Right Hand, Left Hand. It’s a tale of good and evil."

Mickey O’Neil’s leather Trilby - Snatch (2000)

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"I’ll tell ya what. I’ll do it for a caravan."

Napoleon Dynamite’s T-Shirt - Napoleon Dynamite (2004) 

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"I’m voting for Pedro Sanchez, who do you think?"

Lt. Aldo Raine’s Knife - Inglorious Basterds (2009)

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"When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps."

Grays Sports Almanac - Back to the Future II (1989)

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"Sometime today, old Biff will show up to give young Biff the Almanac. Above all, you must not interfere with that event. We must let Old Biff believe he succeeded, so that he’ll leave 1955 and bring the DeLorean back to the future."

Precog Balls - Minority Report (2002)

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"You see the dilemma don’t you. If you don’t kill me, precogs were wrong and precrime is over. If you do kill me, you go away, but it proves the system works. The precogs were right. So, what are you going to do now? What’s it worth? Just one more murder?"